Location: LGA airport
Time: 530 in the morning
So I am travelling to Wisconsin, on my way to shoot The Penny. I am way beyond excited for filming. So excited that I couldn’t sleep all night. And when does my insomnia kick in? Right when the lady at the check-in charges me forty dollars because my bag is an inch too big. I lean over and squish the bag down. No avail.
Then it turns out Brian ( costar extraordinaire ) and I have been put on the watchlist. Meaning, for the safety of our nation, I have to be humiliated and molested.
So now, proud to be an American, I am going to try to upload this free speech. The next three weeks are totally going to rock.